Saturday, April 12, 2008

Diet Woes...




As I close this third week of weight watchers and enter into the 4th week 7 pounds lighter, I thought I'd post a little dieting humor for those other of you out there who are struggling with lifestyle, dieting, and daily health choices. Have a great weekend and eat healthy

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said. :-)

10 comments:

Candy said...

very funny! :)

Angela said...

Funny girl! Thanks for the lift!

Autumn said...

Very funny! Thanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

Soda is one of my biggest weaknesses. Well apparently the cost to ship soda has increased so today the cost of a 24 case of soda went from $5.99 to $8.99. About what you would pay at a machine - but wow!! There is incentive! And who wants to look like this guy at 29? I guess I have to quit smoking too!

Jen said...

LOL...very funny! And you know, I want to go to the tanning bed (yes shame on me), but I could get a similar look ya know.

Good for you...7lbs lighter!

canscrap4u2 said...

I'm tanning with you girl. Next week!

Candy said...

Are ya'll serious about this tanning stuff? So, I guess I'm going to be the only "WHITE" girl at the pool this summer! I have never been in a tanning bed!!

canscrap4u2 said...

You don't know what you're missing; just to be able to lock the door; and be all warm; and relax...the buzzing of the bed will put you to sleep. You need to do it at least once in your life!

Betty said...

I heard that is not good, that it is a change to get cancer. I don't know anything for real even thought I love how it looks.
Congratulation in your lost. Keep it up girl!

destiny said...

Funny!
I need to get back on WW. I just love to eat!!
You are doing good--keep it up!